Okay this is my first blog...now, is it weird that I am not excited? (Who am I kidding?) Well, I have a reputation as a practical joker… so it’s only logical for me to start blogging by saying a joke. So here goes:
“A joke”.
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I have been thinking of what to blog about, and then it hit me. “Why don’t u blog about the things you hate the most?” (That suggestion came when I was having dinner with Terdoo...smart guy, you should meet him) …and as stupid as it might sound, I am looking for the dumb prick that invented the acronym “lol”.
Say what??
Yes, I am a “hater” for the acronym. Now, whenever it was invented, it was supposed to mean the person was actually “Laughing Out Loud”….but now, people have abused the “word” so bad that “lol” really means
- I have nothing else to say
- You are boring the living daylight out of me!
- Heaven knows that I have heard far funnier people
- Get a life!!!
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It has gotten so bad that the “word” has “evolved” to certain levels of “Lmao”, “Lmfao” (for the insanely profane), ”Lwkmd” (The Nigerian version), ”Lwsms” (what the heck does this mean??) and “Lmbo” (for those who can’t say Lmao). Then there is ROTFLMFAO. (Damn dawg! Seriously?)
I know a girl (no seriously, I actually know a girl) who uses the “word” so much that it has affected her everyday speech! It is so bad, when she laughs (sincerely), she goes “hahaha…l-o-l”. (I mean, what the fuck!!!) I personally haven’t been a victim of this, but if she ever l-o-l’d to my joke, I would literally beat her up!
Have you stopped to think about who came up with “lol”? Pretty sure it was a dumb blonde, nobody with an IQ over 50 would have invented something so dumb. I’m Ben Franklin, I would know.
I just wish I could go back to the past, to the moment when the “inventor” of the acronym was ‘laughing out loud’, and shove one of my smelly socks down her windpipe. (Let’s see what’s funny about that!). I could have stopped so many things from happening. If someone had stopped the bimbo, maybe the person could have prevented 9/11 from happening, or Jay Z won’t have such big lips, or George Bush would love blacks , or David wouldn’t have seen Bathsheba, or maybe Adam wouldn’t have eaten that apple! (am I going too far?).
I just believe that the world would have been a better place without the invention of “lol”, but then again, I believe that Michael Jackson is a gay, white woman. Does my opinion count? Absolutely not!
(But hey, if I’m ever chatting with you, and you keep answering me in “lol”s, I reserve the right to delete you from ma list! #FreedomOfDeletion).
So before you write “lol”, stop to think, ‘Am I actually laughing out loud’? (and to me, all lol-sayers are liars!! Cos sometimes you crack a joke that even your mum wouldn’t laugh at (just to make you happy), and someone goes “LMFAO! That’s funny!!” No it’s not!!! You liar!!!)
Thank you, and death to all “lol” sayers!
Lol.
