Disclaimer

I saw this on Terdoh's blog and I thought it it was funny. So I decided to put it here. (Who woulda thought huh?)


     "THIS IS MY BLOG!! That is basically all you need to know. I don’t have any fancy yarns, big big words, and jaw-cracking sentences to put in this disclaimer to make you understand that you really need to sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up, and read the words that have happened to move from my medulla to my keypad. If you do not like my sense of humor, it’s probably because you don’t have one and if this shit offends you, Optimus Prime has his arms outstretched. For those of you who do not know who Optimus Prime is, he’s the main Transformer at that junction on your street. Take a cue.

      Also, it so happens that there are gbagauns present in the blog. I haven’t found them. If you happen to find them, please return them to their respective owners. They are not mine. As the title suggests, this is a dis-claimer. (You expect say I go claim gbagaun again?)

      The forces at work here are beyond my control. I used to be funny. I don’t know what happened, but I’m not funny anymore. Shoot me. So if you come here expecting to crack your ribs, I suggest you go fight in the WWE. I cannot help you out here. I am not an alcoholic, but if you show this thing to any member of my family, I will claim to have been under the influence of alcohol. (I doubt that will help though).

      The contents of this blog are for individuals aged 18 and below. Yes, 18 and below. Don’t open the blog expecting some mature shit, I am sorry. I just turned 15 last week. I will be 16 next month. I am as immature as they get. Feel free to take offense at your personal convenience. Its a buffet.

      The contents of this blog were written while I was sipping La Casera Lite. That shit gives me a hard-on, for days at a stretch sometimes, and consequently results in the absence of blood in my big head *coughs* lemme make shit clear…in my bigger head. *wink* so forgive me if some of the words here are not properly strung together to construct a complete and sensible sentence.

      I have no idea what I just typed. (I can say that…it’s a disclaimer). I hope you understand that what goes on here should not be referenced whenever there is an interaction with me. I do not know who Terdoh is. I hope that is clear. *sips La Casera*

If you have read, and you have understood (highly unlikely), then you may proceed.

Thank you.

*sips La Casera again*"